1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:02,503 HEY, MY ROYAL TV-WATCHING SUBJECTS, 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,580 TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. WANNA KNOW WHY? 3 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:08,633 BECAUSE YOU GET TO WATCH MY SHOW, STARRING...ME. 4 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:09,575 THEME MUSIC. 5 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:12,133 [♪♪] 6 00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:13,875 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪ 7 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,705 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪ 8 00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:17,498 ♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪ 9 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,710 ♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪ 10 00:00:19,708 --> 00:00:21,078 ♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪ 11 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,463 ♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪ 12 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:25,578 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪ 13 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:26,713 EXACTLY! 14 00:00:26,708 --> 00:00:27,628 LET'S GO! 15 00:00:27,625 --> 00:00:28,825 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 16 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:30,253 ♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 17 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,630 ♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪ 18 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:32,705 ♪ HIS ABCs ♪ 19 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:34,128 ♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪ 20 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,705 ♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM, 21 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:37,208 RIGHT? UHH... 22 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:38,748 K-U-Z-C-O! 23 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,580 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 24 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,583 ♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪ 25 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,133 ♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪ 26 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,125 ♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪ 27 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,825 ♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪ 28 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:47,753 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 29 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,710 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 30 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:50,708 ♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪ 31 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,208 ♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪ 32 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,168 ♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪ 33 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:57,166 ♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪ 34 00:00:57,166 --> 00:01:00,126 FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME. 35 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:02,745 HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN! 36 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,000 K-U-Z-C-O! 37 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 38 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:19,958 [GULP] 39 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:24,173 [GROWLING] 40 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:26,286 HANG ON, CHINCHILLA THING! 41 00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:29,251 I, KUZCO, WILL SAVE YOU. 42 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:36,463 YOU BE MORE CAREFUL FROM NOW ON, LITTLE FELLA. 43 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:38,288 OK? BYE-BYE. 44 00:01:38,291 --> 00:01:39,461 SO LONG. ADIOS. 45 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,378 [GROWLING] 46 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:43,075 HEY! MY HOMEWORK! 47 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:45,133 LOOK, PAL, I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT 48 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,455 ALL NIGHT. AND IT'S DUE TODAY. 49 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:50,328 SO GATOR GIVES IT BACK. 50 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:54,286 [GULP] 51 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:55,501 [BURP] Mr. Mulaguako: STOP! 52 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,380 PLEASE STOP! 53 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:57,575 DON'T... SAY ANOTHER WORD! 54 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:00,713 BUT I DIDN'T GET TO THE PART WITH MY HEROES PARADE. 55 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:02,708 [HUMS VICTORY MARCH] 56 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,998 YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK 57 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,170 WHAT? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 58 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,456 WHAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 59 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,168 NOBODY BELIEVES YOU! 60 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,626 DOES ANYONE BELIEVE HIM? 61 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:16,626 I BELIEVE THAT HE... 62 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,165 SAW... A CHINCHILLA. 63 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:20,126 BUT... 64 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,125 BUT HE'S NEVER DONE HIS HOMEWORK... 65 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,125 EVEN ONCE. 66 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,455 THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, KUZCO. 67 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:28,578 WE'RE TIRED OF HEARING WHAT ATE YOUR HOMEWORK. 68 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,633 BUT NO MORE. 69 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:32,125 NO MORE ALLIGATORS EATING YOUR HOMEWORK. 70 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,625 NO MORE LIONS OR TIGERS OR BEARS! 71 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:35,455 OH, MY. 72 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:36,458 BUT THOSE ALL HAPPENED. 73 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:39,128 TOMORROW YOU MUST HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK. 74 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,205 NO EXCUSES. 75 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:43,628 ANY EXCUSE... YOU FAIL. 76 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:51,133 "ANY EXCUSE, YOU FAIL." 77 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,705 "ANY EXCUSE, YOU FAIL." 78 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:56,128 I BET HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF I ACTUALLYDID MY HOMEWORK. 79 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,825 [WHISTLES] WAIT A MINUTE! 80 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,333 NAH. 81 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:02,293 HEH HEH HEH! DID YOU HEAR THAT, KRONK? 82 00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:07,581 YEAH. THAT WAS THE WORST MR. MULAGUAKO IMPERSONATION I'VE EVER HEARD. 83 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:11,253 NO, YOU FOOL. ABOUT HIS HOMEWORK. 84 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:13,250 TO THE SECRET LAB! 85 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,288 [CHITTERING] 86 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:17,631 [CHITTERING] 87 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:21,288 PULL THE LEVER, KRONK. 88 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:22,583 OHH... 89 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:25,383 OTHER LEVER, MAYBE? 90 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,245 DO NOT PULL DOWN ON THE SAFETY BAR. 91 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,250 I WILL LOWER IT FOR YOU. 92 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:30,578 COOL. 93 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,633 AAH! YEOWWW! 94 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:36,578 YAAAYYY! 95 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,253 [WHEELS SCREECHING] 96 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,880 OHHH! WHERE'D I PUT THE TICKET? 97 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,205 WHERE IS THAT TICKET? 98 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:44,418 IT'S IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 99 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:47,706 WE ALWAYS PUT IT IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 100 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,705 [DING] 101 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:58,706 [CHUCKLES MALICIOUSLY] 102 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:00,628 TOMORROW MORNING, KUZCO WILL HAVE 103 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:04,325 THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE HOMEWORK EXCUSE EVER! 104 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,293 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 105 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:07,291 FIRST, I'LL TURN YOU INTO A LLAMA. 106 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:10,581 THEN YOU'LL FIND KUZCO'S HOMEWORK... HA HA! 107 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,213 ...AND EAT IT. 108 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:13,750 [GULP] 109 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,580 IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT! 110 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:20,333 AND IT'S A STRAIGHT A-TO-B KIND OF PLAN, TOO. THAT'S NEW FOR YOU. 111 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,383 BUT, UH... 112 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,455 "BUT"? "BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, 113 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:25,328 BUT" WHAT?! 114 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,383 WELL, IT'S JUST... 115 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:30,245 A LLAMA. 116 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,750 THAT SEEMS SO, YOU KNOW, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 117 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,710 WELL, WHAT WOULDYOU SUGGEST, HMM? 118 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:37,498 OH, I DON'T KNOW. BUT... "A LLAMA ATE MY HOMEWORK"? 119 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,750 THAT'S GOTTA BE THE OLDEST EXCUSE IN THE BOOK. 120 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,710 PRECISELY. HEH HEH. 121 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,288 THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT 122 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:46,881 SO PERFECTLY UNBELIEVABLE. 123 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:49,205 RIGHT. THE REVERSE TWIST 124 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:51,248 ON THE WHOLE HOMEWORK EXCUSE THING. 125 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,420 OH...I'D HATE TO PEEK INYOUR HEAD 126 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:56,496 AND SEE HOW YOUR MIND WORKS. 127 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,580 LIKEWISE. 128 00:04:57,583 --> 00:05:01,213 HA HA! NOW... GET READY, KRONK. 129 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:04,825 [GULP] 130 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,880 WEIRD. 131 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:18,875 NOW, GO! 132 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:19,705 AH, HA HA HA! 133 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:22,418 THERE'S HOMEWORK TO EAT. 134 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:24,878 TYING KNOTS IS STUPID HOMEWORK. 135 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:25,955 WHEN AM I EVER GONNA HAVE TO TIE 136 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,878 5 DIFFERENT KINDS OF KNOTS? 137 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:31,328 HEY, WHAT'D YOU GET FOR NUMBER 3? 138 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:33,383 LLAMA MAN'S OVERHAND HALF HITCH? 139 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,955 HMHH! 140 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:36,208 OH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU 141 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:37,708 TAKIN' AN INTEREST IN YOUR SCHOOLWORK. 142 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,328 KNOT TYING IS A BASIC SKILL 143 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,383 ALL LLAMA HERDERS NEED TO KNOW. 144 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,245 HEY, NO SNEAKY. SNEAKY NO LIKIE. 145 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,460 HOWEVER, I DON'T THINK IT COUNTS 146 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,288 TO COPY FROM CHAKA. 147 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:48,251 COPY NO LIKIE. 148 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,630 BUT MR. GUACAMOLE'S GONNA FAIL ME! 149 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:51,745 YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 150 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,580 THE NERVE OF THAT GUY GIVIN' YOU HOMEWORK. 151 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:55,333 WHO'S HE THINK HE IS, A TEACHER? 152 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:59,293 FINALLY SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS! 153 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:00,291 OH. HA, HA. 154 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:02,631 DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A COMEDIAN. 155 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,325 TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES. 156 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,423 THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW 157 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:07,286 WHERE PACHA IS A COMEDIAN. 158 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,961 OK, THIS IS PACHA, AND HE'S SAYING... 159 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,828 LOOK AT ME. I'M PACHA, AND I'M SO FUNNY. 160 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:13,463 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. THIS IS MY FUNNY WAY 161 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:16,828 OF THINKIN' I'M FUNNY. COPY NO LIKIE. BLAH, BLAH. 162 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,633 Kuzco: THEN, KIDS, A MAGIC CIRCLE 163 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,285 FORMED AROUND PACHA'S FEET. 164 00:06:20,291 --> 00:06:21,751 Pacha: OH, NO! IT'S A HOLE! 165 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,960 Kuzco: AND HE FELL DOWN IT, AND HE DESERVED IT 166 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:25,498 FOR NOT BEING FUNNY. 167 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,460 THE END. 168 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:29,248 HA HA. I'M FUNNY. 169 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:45,001 YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 170 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,830 BUT YOU GOTTA SEE THIS FROMMY POINT OF VIEW. 171 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,833 MULAGUAKO SAID HE WANTED HOMEWORK, NO EXCUSES. 172 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:52,463 HE DIDN'T SAY I HAD TO ACTUALLY DO THE HOMEWORK MYSELF. 173 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:55,328 OF COURSE, MAYBE HE THOUGHT THAT WENT WITHOUT SAYING. 174 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,423 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? HE SHOULD'VE SAID, 175 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,496 "AND NO TAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S HOMEWORK." 176 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,460 BUT HE DIDN'T. SO... 177 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,710 THERE. 178 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,580 [SLURPS] 179 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:08,963 WHAT?! 180 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:10,378 AAH! 181 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,375 NO. NO! 182 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:15,995 HANHH. A LLAMA ATE MY HOMEWORK. 183 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,290 COME BACK! COME BACK! COME BACK! 184 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:19,001 KUZCO? 185 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,580 A LLAMA ATE MY HOMEWORK. 186 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:23,333 OHHH...KUZCO! 187 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,710 HELLO! SLOW DOWN THERE, YOUNG PUP! 188 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:32,878 WHERE ARE YOU GOIN' IN SUCH A HURRY? 189 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:33,995 A LLAMA ATE MY HOMEWORK! 190 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,380 OH, THAT'S THE OLDEST EXCUSE IN THE BOOK. 191 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:37,995 WHAT BOOK? 192 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,880 THIS ONE. HA HA HA HA HA! 193 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:40,825 HAH HAH HAH! 194 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:42,633 HEY, WHERE'D HE GO? 195 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,995 [CLOPPING FADES AWAY] 196 00:07:57,875 --> 00:08:01,125 HUH. MY BUTT'S IN AN URN. 197 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,705 KUZCO! [PANTING] 198 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,578 HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YET THAT ACTUALLY DOING YOUR HOMEWORK 199 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,583 WOULD BE EASIER THAN ALL THIS? 200 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,003 WHAT? LOOK, IDID MY HOMEWORK. 201 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,580 BUT A LLAMA ATE IT! 202 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:11,713 OHH! YEAH, RIGHT. 203 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,498 THAT'S JUST THE OLDEST EXCUSE IN THE--WHOA. 204 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,750 HOLD UP. YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK? 205 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:19,380 UH, THE HOMEWORK I WILL BE TURNING IN 206 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,995 HAS BEEN COMPLETED. YES. 207 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,580 [GASPS] YOU STOLE CHACA'S HOMEWORK! 208 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:24,883 GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW? 209 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:26,495 WHAT WAS THE TIP-OFF? DID MY EYE TWITCH? 210 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,710 KUZCO, I WANT YOU TO GRADUATE AND BECOME EMPEROR. 211 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,458 AND I WANT TO HELP YOU OUT. GOODY! 212 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:32,998 BUT IF YOU FAKE YOUR HOMEWORK, 213 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,170 YOU ONLY FAKE GRADUATE. 214 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,576 AND THEN YOU'LL BE A FAKE EMPEROR. 215 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:37,633 AND, UH-- 216 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:38,995 JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 217 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,830 BUT...[SIGHS] 218 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,460 I'M THROUGH. THAT'S IT. 219 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,578 THINGS OFFICIALLY CANNOT GET WORSE. 220 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,456 SO, I WENT TO CHECK OVER 221 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:55,998 CHACA AND TIPO'S HOMEWORK, LIKE ALWAYS, 222 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,170 AND GUESS WHAT I FIND MISSING. 223 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,706 I CAN EXPLAIN. 224 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,878 AND DON'T TELL ME A LION OR A TIGER OR A BEAR ATE IT. 225 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,415 ACTUALLY, IT WAS A LLAMA. 226 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,003 I DON'T WANT ANY LIP, KUZCO. 227 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,500 YOU'RE DOIN' YOUR HOMEWORK AND CHACA'S TOO, 228 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,130 SINCE YOU LOST HERS. 229 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,125 [YAWNING] NO, THAT'S OK. 230 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,075 I ALWAYS SAVE A BACKUP. 231 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:16,883 GOOD NIGHT. 232 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,580 KRONK! THIS IS THE WRONG HOMEWORK! 233 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,083 LOOK AT THE NAME! 234 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,003 "CHACA'S HOMEWORK." 235 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,710 AH. SO THAT'S HER LAST NAME. 236 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,958 THE HOMEWORK FAMILY. BOY, THAT'S WEIRD. 237 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,878 [THUD] 238 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,170 SNEAK, SNEAK, SNEAK, STOP. 239 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,826 WOWIE, YZMA SURE HAS GOT A TEMPER. 240 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,633 TIPTOE, TIPTOE, TIPTOE, HIDE. 241 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,705 I SHOULD REPORT HER TO PRINCIPAL LAMBSIE. 242 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,878 LOOKIE LEFT, LOOKIE RIGHT. 243 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,498 Kuzco: AND...DONE. 244 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,170 THERE. WASN'T THAT EASIER 245 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,626 THAN CHASING A LLAMA ALL OVER TOWN? 246 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,955 YEAH. MAYBE ACTUALLY DOING MY HOMEWORK WASN'T SO BAD. 247 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:57,208 BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY I ACTUALLY SAID THAT. 248 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,075 [SLURPING] 249 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:03,883 UHH! NO! PACHA! IT'S THE LLAMA! 250 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,128 UNHH! UHH! UHH! 251 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,075 HI THERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 252 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,713 NOW, I WON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND 253 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,828 ALL THE SCIENTIFIC THING-A-MA-DEALIES ON WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, 254 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:15,083 BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAD WORKED SO HARD ON THAT HOMEWORK, 255 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,713 AND TO SEE IT YANKED AWAY... 256 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,708 [SNIFFLES] WELL, IT MADE MY HEART 257 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,458 GROW 3 SIZES THAT DAY. 258 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,880 [CRASH] 259 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,995 AND GAVE ME SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH! 260 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:34,078 TIME TO TURN IN MY HOMEWORK. 261 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,463 SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH? 262 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:38,168 PLEASE, JUST STOP TALKING! 263 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,626 I SAID NO MORE EXCUSES! 264 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,245 YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK, SO YOU FAIL. 265 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:47,170 BUT, MR. MULAGUAKO, KUZCO DOES HAVE HIS HOMEWORK. LOOK. 266 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:47,996 YES. 267 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,130 [CHUCKLES] YES, HE DID IT. 268 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,165 IN FACT, YOUR LLAMA MAN'S 269 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,126 OVERHAND HALF HITCH 270 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,575 IS ABSOLUTELY SUBLIME. 271 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,003 AND--AND JUST LOOK AT THE GOOSENECK 272 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,880 ON YOUR BACKWARD BEND BUTTERFLY KNOT. 273 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:01,125 EXCELLENT ROPE WORK, MR. KUZCO! 274 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,705 YOU PASS! 275 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,288 WHOA. THAT WORE OFF 276 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,081 A LITTLE FASTER THAN EXPECTED. UH... 277 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,133 EMBARRASSING. 278 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:15,211 Kid's voices: K-U-Z-C-O! 279 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,998 KUZCO'SNEW SCHOOL! GO! GO! 280 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,578 [WILD ANIMALS CHITTERING] 281 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,583 MODERN CONVENIENCES LIKE CHAIRS AND PILLOWS 282 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,583 AND MEDICINE MEN HAVE MADE US SOFT AND WEAK. 283 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:30,423 THAT IS WHY SURVIVAL CLASS IS SO IMPORTANT. 284 00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,076 TODAY, SOME OF YOUR CLASSMATES 285 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,583 ARE LEARNING UNDERWATER SURVIVAL. 286 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,503 OTHERS... LAVA SURVIVAL. 287 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,580 [LAVA BURBLES] 288 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:46,713 BUTYOUR GROUP WILL TACKLE JUNGLE SURVIVAL. 289 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,498 CAN WE TAKE OUR BLINDFOLDS OFF NOW? 290 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,630 NO. I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY SPEECH. 291 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,205 I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD RUMORS ABOUT THIS... 292 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,578 HOW YOU'LL BE STRANDED WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER, 293 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,503 HOW YOU'LL HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES 294 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,710 AND LIVE OFF THE LAND FOR 24 HOURS. 295 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:01,328 CAN WE TAKE THEM OFF NOW? YEAH. MINE ITCHES. 296 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,713 NO, NOT YET. WELL, THOSE RUMORS 297 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:07,288 ARE 100%...TRUE. 298 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,501 WELCOME... 299 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,460 TO THE JUNGLE! 300 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,458 [WILD ANIMAL CALLS] 301 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,708 OK, NOW. 302 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,578 TAKE THEM OFF NOW. 303 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:22,460 WEARE IN THE JUNGLE. 304 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,458 GOOD CALL. 305 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,248 YEAH. MR. M., THIS SURVIVE STUFF... 306 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,580 COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC? 307 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,003 THE THREE OF YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER 308 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,710 AND USE YOUR COMMON SENSE AND INSTINCT TO SURVIVE. 309 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,708 OH, OK. 310 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,628 ACTUALLY, MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT. 311 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,455 KUZCO, OUR ANCESTORS LIVED OFF THE LAND 312 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,498 FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. IT'S EASY. 313 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,460 AAHH! HA HA! FILTHY BEAST! 314 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,748 SHOO! SHOO! [CHITTERING] 315 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,580 SO, ARE YOU GONNA STAY OUT HERE, TOO, MR. MULAGUAKO? 316 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:52,333 ME? NO. THERE'S A FACULTY COSTUME PARTY TONIGHT. 317 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,633 I'M GOING AS A JUNGLE EXPLORER. 318 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,575 ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 319 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,583 [BIRD SHRIEKS] 320 00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,133 HE'S NOT LEAVIN' US HERE, IS HE? 321 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,745 YEP. WE'RE ON OUR OWN. 322 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,290 NO, WE'RE NOT. 323 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,461 UH...YEAH, WE ARE. 324 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,578 NO, WE'RE NOT. 325 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,133 UH, YES, WE ARE! 326 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,285 MR. M. JUST SAID THAT. 327 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,081 WHAT, DID YOU FORGET TO WIND YOUR BRAIN AGAIN? 328 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,583 MY MOM SAYS PEOPLE DEAL WITH STRESS IN 3 STAGES. 329 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,833 I GUESS HE'S IN THE FIRST STAGE-- DENIAL. 330 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,583 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 331 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,423 WE'RE DOOMED! 332 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:23,626 YUP. THAT'S STAGE 2--PANIC. 333 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,415 AH. IT'S NOT SO BAD. 334 00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,496 AND STAGE 3-- ACCEPTANCE. 335 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,250 OK, KRONK, WHY DON'T WE SEE 336 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,210 IF YOU CAN FIND SOME WATER. 337 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,128 HAPPY TO. 338 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,125 HEY, WAIT A SEC. 339 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,495 I'M A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK TROOP LEADER. 340 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:40,710 I KNOW ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL. WHY WAS I SO WORRIED? 341 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,328 HA HA HA! 342 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,293 WEIRD. 343 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,331 YOU GONNA STRESS OUT, TOO, KUZCO? 344 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,583 ME? NO WAY. 345 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,713 ME NO STRESSIE. MATTER OF FACT, 346 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,578 I AM MR. JUNGLE SURVIVAL. 347 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,503 ME AND THE JUNGLE, WE GET ALONG LIKE... 348 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,580 LIKE... 349 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,753 [PEACOCK CALLS] 350 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,420 I CAN'T THINK OF A "LIKE" THING RIGHT NOW, 351 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,576 BUT THE IDEA IS THAT I LIKE 352 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,633 DENSE UNDERGROWTH AND TANGLED VEGETATION. 353 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,625 YOU LIKE THE JUNGLE? SINCE WHEN? 354 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,875 SINCE ALWAYS. 355 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,575 I'M MORE OUTDOORSY-ISH THAN YOU THINK. 356 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,583 RIGHT, BUCKY? 357 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,583 OH! HE'S EATING ME! DEMON SQUIRREL! 358 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,583 GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! 359 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,713 [CHITTERING] 360 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,628 [CHUCKLES EMBARRASSEDLY] NOW...WHERE WAS I? 361 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,455 RIGHT. KUZCO, WHY DON'T YOU-- 362 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,208 GO FIND SOME WOOD FOR A FIRE? 363 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,628 YES. BUT WHY ARE YOU-- 364 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,955 VOLUNTEERING TO HELP? I KNOW. 365 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,418 SOMETIMES HELPING ISN'T MY THING. 366 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,496 MAYBE MR. M. WAS RIGHT. 367 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,210 I JUST HAVE TO USE MY COMMON, UH... 368 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:29,708 SENSE? 369 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:30,708 YEAH. THAT'S IT. 370 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,708 ARE YOU SURE THOSE KNOTS WILL HOLD? 371 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:34,708 OF COURSE. 372 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,628 I LEARNED TO TIE KNOTS 373 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,455 DURING JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS YEAR ONE. 374 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,578 UH, LLAMA MAN'S OVERHAND HALF HITCH, 375 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,253 BACKWARD BEND BUTTERFLY KNOT... 376 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,578 I MIGHT BE A... LITTLE RUSTY, THOUGH. 377 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,630 AND KNOTS AREN'T MY STRONG POINT. 378 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,876 SO. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME ROPE. 379 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,325 WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT? 380 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,463 I FOUND IT IN THE JUNGLE. 381 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,578 YOU FOUND PILLOWS IN THE JUNGLE? 382 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:02,253 OH, YOU BET. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 383 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,500 JUNGLE PILLOWS ARE SOFT. 384 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,500 THIS STUFF COULDN'T HAVE COME FROM THE JUNGLE. 385 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,460 YOU'RE LYING. 386 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,828 HEY, WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW 387 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,463 ABOUT JUNGLES ANYWAY, PEOPLE? 388 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,248 MAYBE THESE FELL OFF A PILLOW TREE, HMM? THINK OF THAT? 389 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,580 YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE FRUIT? EXCEPT PILLOWS? 390 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,383 UH...WRONG. WHERE'D YOU GET THIS STUFF? 391 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,875 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE! 392 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,415 I TRY TO HELP YOU, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? 393 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,626 I CAN SEE THAT YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP, SO... 394 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,875 YOU STAY ONYOUR SIDE OF THE JUNGLE, 395 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,875 AND I'LL STAY ON MINE. 396 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,875 WHOA. HE'S REALLY UPSET. 397 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,455 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET HIM A FRUIT BASKET. 398 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,628 ALL WE NEED IS SOME FRUIT. 399 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,705 AND A BASKET. 400 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,998 HE'S NOT UPSET. HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 401 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,580 COME ON. 402 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,705 [BONGO DRUMS BEATING] 403 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,285 [LOUD RUSTLING] 404 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,575 [WILD ANIMALS CALLING] 405 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,875 [BONGOS PLAYING] 406 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,575 [RUSTLING] 407 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,828 [BONGOS PLAY] 408 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:11,883 HA! GOTCHA! 409 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,575 [RUSTLING] 410 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:17,583 HUH. I GUESS MALINA AND KRONK AREN'T FOLLOWING ME. 411 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,253 AND PLAYING BONGOS TO MAKE IT MORE EXCITING. 412 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:24,380 Malina: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY THE BONGOS. 413 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,825 BUT I LIKE BONGOS. 414 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,290 PULL THE VINE, KRONK. 415 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,495 THAT HAPPENED BEFORE TO YZMA. 416 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,580 OH. OTHER VINE, MAYBE? 417 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,876 HA! KUZCO! 418 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,165 HUH?! 419 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:05,708 KUZCO CAN HOLD HIS BREATH FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. 420 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,575 [GASPING] WHOOH. 421 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,753 MALINA. KRONK. WHAT A SURPRISE. 422 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,080 I KNEW YOU WERE WAY TOO CALM ABOUT SURVIVING IN THE JUNGLE. 423 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,583 AND NOW I KNOW WHY. 424 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,833 SO, WHAT IS THIS? 425 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:21,633 OH, THIS? IT'S A PING-PONG PADDLE. WANNA PLAY? 426 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,825 I GET WINNER. 427 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,753 NO, I MEAN THIS CAVE 428 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,210 AND ALL THIS STUFF. 429 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,828 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 430 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,833 OK, CHECK IT OUT. 431 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,133 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY EMPEROR BUNKER. 432 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,745 IT'S HERE TO KEEP ME SAFE AND COMFY 433 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:34,710 IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. 434 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,288 ISN'T IT GREAT? OOH. LOOK. 435 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,251 HONOR BAR. 436 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,830 KUZCO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE USING 437 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,463 YOUR COMMON SENSE AND INSTINCT. 438 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,998 OOH, OOH, LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BAG OF COOKIES. 439 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,960 OH, ISN'T IT CUTE? 440 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,168 LITTLE BAG. 441 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,206 LOOK, ME AND MY MOM AND MY SISTER, 442 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,578 WE CAMP ALL THE TIME. 443 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,883 AND KRONK'S A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK TROOP LEADER. 444 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,285 STICK WITH US, AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 445 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,081 REALLY? YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 446 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,713 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET ALL SAPPY ABOUT IT. RIGHT, KRONK? 447 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,708 CAN WE PLAY PING-PONG FIRST? 448 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,128 THE KEY TO FISHING... 449 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,875 IS PATIENCE. 450 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:08,955 OK, NOTHING'S HAPPENIN'. 451 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,878 LET'S FIND ANOTHER RIVER. 452 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,878 MY POLE'S, LIKE, BENDING? 453 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:14,705 IS THIS NORMAL? 454 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:15,998 HA HA HA! YOU GOT ONE! 455 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,880 YOU GOT A BITE! WE'RE HAVIN' FISH FOR DINNER! 456 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,705 NOW, WE NEED TO MAKE A PAN 457 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,998 AND FIND GARLIC, HORSERADISH, OLIVE OIL, 458 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 AND PEPPER FOR THE RÉMOULADE SAUCE. 459 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,250 [SPLASH] 460 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,880 KUZCO? 461 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,625 FISH? 462 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,583 HEY, I BUILT A HOUSE! 463 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,833 IT'S NOT A HOUSE. IT'S A LEAN-TO. 464 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,003 IF YOU SAY SO. 465 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,880 MIND IF I FINISH THE ROOF OF OUR LOVELY HOME? 466 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,705 AS LONG AS YOU NEVER CALL IT THAT AGAIN, SURE. 467 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:45,878 HA HA! LOOK AT ME. I'M A-- 468 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,325 OH! 469 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,583 HOME WRECKER. 470 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,713 WANNA BE A JUNGLE SURVIVOR JUST LIKE ME? 471 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,578 KUZCO'S DOODLES HAS A FEW TIPS 472 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:54,963 FOR ROUGHING IT KUZCO STYLE. 473 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:58,208 TIP NUMBER ONE-- CAMPFIRES AND WATER 474 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,578 DON'T MIX. 475 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,333 ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT CAMPFIRE IS COOKING DINNER. 476 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:06,133 TIP 2--BIRDS DON'T LIKE TO SHARE THEIR EGGS. 477 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:09,825 ALSO, BIRDS FLY A LOT FASTER THAN WE RUN. 478 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:10,883 [SCREECHING] 479 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,825 AND BIRDS ARE STRONGER THAN THEY LOOK. 480 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,883 TIP NUMBER 3-- LOTS OF TREES IN THE JUNGLE 481 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,705 LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME... WHICH MEANS 482 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,578 IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET LOST 483 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,883 UNLESS YOU MARK YOUR TRAIL. 484 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,285 TIP NUMBER 4-- DON'T MARK YOUR TRAIL WITH ACORNS... 485 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,831 'CAUSE SOME ANIMALS ACTUALLY EAT THOSE THINGS. 486 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,133 WHATEVER. 487 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,705 TIP NUMBER 5-- PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD IN THE JUNGLE, 488 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,128 ESPECIALLY IF YOU POUR WATER ON THEIR DINNER, 489 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,995 GET THEM ATTACKED BY A HAWK, AND MAKE THEM HOPELESSLY LOST. 490 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,290 COME ON, GUYS. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 491 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:41,001 WE HAVE NO FOOD, NO WATER, AND NO SHELTER. 492 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,210 HOW IS IT NOT THAT BAD? 493 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,708 WE STILL HAVE BONGOS. NOPE. 494 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,418 LOST IN THE COLLAPSE OF LEAN-TO NUMBER 6. 495 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:49,246 SO I LEANED AGAINST THE LEAN-TO. 496 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,710 THE NAME IS VERY MISLEADING. 497 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,378 LOOK, I KNOW I RUINED EVERYTHING 498 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:57,075 AND YOU GUYS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME. 499 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,213 NO, NO, IT'S TRUE. DON'T ARGUE. 500 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,828 ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU. 501 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,333 HEY, I ACTUALLY LEARNED STUFF TODAY. 502 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,383 OH, ABOUT WHAT? 503 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,875 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN THE JUNGLE? 504 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,875 EXACTLY! I KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT NOT TO DO OUT HERE 505 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,245 THAN I EVER WOULD'VE LEARNED IN THAT WARM, COMFY CAVE 506 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,710 FULL OF FRESH FRUIT AND SILK ROBES 507 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,828 AND SCENTED CANDLES AND PING-PONG. 508 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,883 LITTLE BAGS OF HONOR BAR COOKIES? HMM? 509 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,705 HONESTLY...THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. 510 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:27,168 ALL I WANT IS JUST ONE GAME OF PING-PONG. 511 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,166 JUST ONE. 512 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,376 OR MAYBE A PING-PONG TOURNEY. 513 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,075 BUT WE DON'T NEED THE CAVE. 514 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,713 ALL WE NEED'S EACH OTHER. RIGHT? 515 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,288 [THUNDER] 516 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,960 OK, CAVE IT IS. LET'S GO. 517 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:45,416 SO, UH, WHAT SHOULD WE TELL MR. MULAGUAKO? 518 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,876 MR. M.? JUST LEAVE THAT TO THE KUZCO. 519 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,325 LESS TALK... 520 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,963 MORE PONG. 521 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,880 YOUR CAMP IS A DISASTER. 522 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,205 YET YOU ALL LOOK LIKE YOU 523 00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,418 JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE SPA. CARE TO EXPLAIN? 524 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:02,376 YEAH. WE SORT OF STAYED IN AN EMERGENCY EMPEROR BUNKER. 525 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,745 AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 526 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,080 MALINA AND KRONK DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, 527 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,753 AND I DID EVERYTHING WRONG. 528 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,830 EXCEPT IN PING-PONG. 529 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,423 I WON EVERY GAME. AND I WAS UNSTOPPABLE. 530 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,996 WAIT!YOU'RE TAKING ALL THE BLAME? 531 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,830 NO! HE'S DELIRIOUS. 532 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:16,753 AND FOR THE RECORD, 533 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,710 I DON'T THINK THAT PING-PONG TABLE 534 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,378 WAS REGULATION SIZE. 535 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,875 I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 536 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,955 IT WAS COLD, DARK, AND RAINING, AND THERE WERE NOISES. 537 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:27,378 SCARY NOISES. BUT I PULLED US THROUGH. 538 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,455 YOU WANT TO FAIL ME FOR THAT? 539 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,078 YOU GO AHEAD. I CAN TAKE IT. 540 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,883 I'M NOT GOING TO FAIL YOU. 541 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,325 WHOO. THANKS. I WAS BLUFFING. 542 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:37,253 YOU SURVIVED. YOU USED YOUR COMMON SENSE, 543 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,080 YOUR INSTINCTS. THAT WAS THE ASSIGNMENT. 544 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,463 ALL THE OTHER GROUPS QUIT. 545 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:44,498 THE UNDERWATER GROUP DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR THE SECOND SHARK. 546 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,710 BUT NOT YOU THREE. YOU SURVIVED! 547 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:49,878 I GUESS I'M A BETTER TEACHER THAN I THOUGHT. 548 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,291 OF COURSE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO TRY AGAIN 549 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,251 WITHOUT THE BUNKER... 550 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:59,753 YEAH, MY COMMON SENSE SAYS, "ME NO THINK SO." 551 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,000 Kuzco: GUESS WHAT. WE ALREADY GOT A LOT 552 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,710 OF CALLS ABOUT THIS ONE BIT. 553 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,458 RIGHT THERE. SEE THAT? 554 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,458 PEOPLE WANNA KNOW IF THAT KID'S OK. 555 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,248 TRUST ME. HE'S FINE. 556 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,500 THAT SHARK DIDN'T EAT HIM. 557 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,580 NO, IT TOOK HIM GENTLY BY THE HAND 558 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,173 AND WHISKED HIM AWAY TO A HAPPY PARTY 559 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:20,166 IN THE HAPPY LAND OF VEGETARIAN...SHARKS. 560 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,206 UH...HUH. 561 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,208 WELL, I'M SURE THOSE KIDS ARE FINE, TOO. 562 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,208 HEY, HOW ABOUT WE WATCH SOME LOGOS?